please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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