Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Randomize