it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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