I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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