Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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