it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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