So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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