If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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