people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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