I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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