chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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