will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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