so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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