I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.