apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.