There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Randomize
