dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
