have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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