Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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