Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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