just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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