WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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