Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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