I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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