Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
People in love make me want to vomit
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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