if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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