Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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