Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?