never play flip cup with pint glasses
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.