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• (415): View more from California

  Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling

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  God, I love San Francisco.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories

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  He could rock you to sleep

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• (607): View more from New York

  i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?

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• (716): View more from New York

  She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met

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• (845): View more from New York

  her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?

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• (607): View more from New York

  Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Breakfast tacos?

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  YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.

  (360): View more from Washington

  1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.

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• (707): View more from California

  He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?

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