she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Hippo gnu deer
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Randomize
