Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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