I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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