Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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