It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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