you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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