is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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