C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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