Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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