I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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