Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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