i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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