Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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