I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so explain again why im purple
no
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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