Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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