i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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