No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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