Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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