party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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