He is an equal opportunity slut.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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