In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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