i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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