I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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