so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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