Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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