Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He? As in you personified your dick?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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