Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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