Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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