College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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