what if I'm pregnant?
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Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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