I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
