what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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